A female vampire must bathe in the blood of virgins in order to stay alive. The trouble is that virgins are in short supply nowadays, and she is running into major problems in finding one.
I like old movies. That being said, this pathetic movie doesn’t know whether it is trying to be scary or funny. It plays on every single stereotype and does so poorly. This is bad but not bad in the “cult classic” way. It is just… bad. In order for comedy to work, it has to have an underside of pathos. This just has an underside of pathetic.
WARNING: gratuitous nudity.